Friday, December 31, 2010

What we learned from Left4Dead

Set during the aftermath of an apocalyptic pandemic, the game pits its four protagonists—dubbed the "Survivors"—against hordes of the infected. There are four game modes: a single-player mode in which allied characters are controlled by AI; a four-player, co-op campaign mode; an eight-player online versus mode; and a four-player survival mode. In all modes, an artificial intelligence (AI), dubbed the "Director", controls level pacing and item placements, in an attempt to create a dynamic experience and increase replay value.

Enjoy tonight!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

FML Quotes: Best of December

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

Enjoy your day :)

Laughing time: Winter collection

This few pic are most have pieces of clothes for your wardrobe this winter.

Red is always in fashion. You are easily viewable on the snow. But in this particulate clothes you cloud have some problems with church. (provocative clothes)

If you ever seen "How the Grinch stole Christmas" you can recognize this outfit very well. Now you can easily look exactly like Mr. Grinch. And with that red hat you are viewable on the snow.

Old times are back, be aware this piece of clothes will be most popular for week or two. Its warm, cozy and looks awesome. Hurry to buy something like that for your girl.

This is only another example of "old times are back" Stylish, cozy and warm. What else do you need for everyday life. This can be used for cleaning, shopping, dinners and you will bring a lot attention to yourself.

This hat is must have for this winter season along with this black combination. Hurry up people.

It looks that army using some new boots. For easier walking across deserts, or rivers, or mountains, or just for showing off.

This is limited edition. Hurry up!

Nothing to say, this piece of clothes is remarkable, everybody wants to have something like that!

Pictures taken from : Source 1

I hope you enjoyed :)
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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Best Fails of The Year

Year is one the very end. So I decide to bring you some of the best fails of this year in life and sport.

Enjoy your time :)

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Time Killer

Last post was about RISE OF NATIONS

This two games are for you to kill some boring time. In first you must drill and collect all money and diamonds that you can. You goal is to get rich so you could buy a yacht for yourself.

Second is one of the best tower defenses game I ever played. Its so fun and addictive.

I hope you enjoyed your time.

Presenting: Rise of Nations

Rise of Nations is a real-time strategy computer game, developed by Big Huge Games and published by Microsoft on May 20, 2003. The development of the game was led by veteran Brian Reynolds, of Civilization II and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. Concepts taken from turn-based strategy games have been added into the game including territories and attrition warfare. Rise of Nations features 18 civilizations, playable through 8 ages of world history.

Rise of Nations employs the concept of "territory," as employed in the Civilization long series of games; the area near the player's settlements is considered their territory, and players may only construct buildings within their territory or that of an ally. A nation's borders can be expanded by the creation and expansion of cities and forts, a technology tree, and obtaining access to certain rare resources. Other technologies and resources cause enemy units to suffer attrition over time, which can eventually destroy an unsupported invasion force.

Cities are centrally important to gameplay; most buildings can only be built within a certain distance of a city, borders are most easily expanded by building and expanding cities, and cities are the only source of the resource-collecting Citizen unit. Only a limited amount of cities can be built and cities can only be destroyed by its owner. Conquered cities join the conqueror's faction.

Gameplay focuses heavily on creating a balance between Offense, Defense, and the nations economy based in the city. In each battle economy is vital to win. It is also notable that if a nation loses all of its cities that nation has lost that battle. Generalship is also needed in this game like most RTS games; this includes a knowledge of the troops and what they are good at fighting (pikemen will kill cavalry easier than cannon will). Learning the surrounding terrain of your empire to defend from attack and to flank an enemy army will allow a player to fight more efficiently. Generals can also be created from a fort to aid an army.

Gameplay video:

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Laughing time: Dont mess with hackers computer

Apparently some gay stole computer from this guy. He find robber with IP address and get revenge. Story begins at 4min of video. Its worth watching.

Enjoy, show love and come back.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Interesting: Titanic from your PC

The remains of the famous Titanic passenger ship that sank off the 15th April 1912 in the North Atlantic, have been investigated in numerous missions, but now everyone can and to explore using the Internet.

All interested in the fate of the Titanic can go to the website and start your own research kilometers below the sea surface.

The above-mentioned web site with information and history contains photos and video footage. It also brings a lot of data on research missions, and about life on the Titanic and the fate of the passengers, but also interesting information about diving and living in the depths of the blue.

Enjoy your time exploring titanic :)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Good old times: Worms

Worms is an artillery video game developed by Team17 and released in 1995. It is the first game in the Worms series of video games and was initially only available for the Amiga. Later it was ported to other platforms.

Worms is a turn based game where a player controls a team of worms against other teams of worms that are controlled by a computer or human opponent. The aim is to use various weapons to kill the worms on the other teams and have the last surviving worm(s).

WWorms are a turn based artillery game, similar to other early games in the genre such as Scorched Earth. The game is set on a two-dimensional field. The players control a team of worms, each consisting of four members. The objective is to kill every member of the opposing team(s) within a set time limit per round. Each turn, which lasts from 45 to 100 seconds, a player may move a selected worm and use one or more of the available weapons and tools.

The weapons include simple firearms like the shotgun and uzi, alongside a variety of heavy weapons such as the bazooka (the default selection), cluster grenades and airstrikes. The game also includes a number of 'secret' weapons (available through cheat codes on options screens or 'weapon drops' during the game) such as the Banana Bomb and exploding sheep, for which the series has become famous.

Also available are various tools such as the 'girders' - primarily used to add protection - as well as the 'drill', 'blowtorch' and 'ninja rope', which are primarily available for greater mobility across the playing field.

Enjoy your time :)

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Santa Claus

One legend associated with Santa says that he lives in the far north, in a land of perpetual snow. The American version of Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, while Father Christmas is said to reside in Lapland. Other details include: that he is married and lives with Mrs. Claus; that he makes a list of children throughout the world, categorizing them according to their behavior; that he delivers presents, including toys, candy, and other presents to all of the good boys and girls in the world, and sometimes coal or sticks to the naughty children, in one night; and that he accomplishes this feat with the aid of magical elves who make the toys, and nine flying reindeer who pull his sleigh.

Some funny pic of Santa.

And three videos from Remi.

Enjoy in holidays :)

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Laughing time: Garfield comics 9

Laughing time: I just had sex (parody)

American comedy group The Lonely Island, which is mainly engaged in the production of comic songs, yet managed to laugh the whole YouTube

Avoiding all the established poetic patterns, sex describe it directly, and it is quite cumbersome dictionaries (I have done sex with my penis and was feeling really good). In this beautifull music parody guest actress Blake Lively, and Jessica Alba helping boys in their sexual adventures.

And here you can watch some older stuffs from them.

Enjoy and if you want you can visit their youtube channel HERE.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Presenting: Cold Fear

Cold Fear is a third-person survival horror video game designed by Darkworks and published by Ubisoft. It was released on April 29, 2005, in Europe.

In Cold Fear, players can choose between a behind-the-shoulder camera angle or a fixed camera angle. The game employs many scare tactics. For example, when opening a door, a creature may jump out at the player, or while talking to an NPC, a creature may just burst out of his chest. Cold Fear employs a stamina bar, which decreases as the player performs certain actions, like running.

The conditions on the deck of the ship can change the degree of control the player has of Hansen. Since the game takes place in the middle of the ocean during a storm, there is a lot of movement of the vessel as it bobs up and down through the rough seas. The cargo ship continuously banks left and right while Hansen is walking on deck, making it more difficult to aim and to walk in a straight line. In some instances, the ship rocks so much, and to such a great degree, that Hansen can get knocked down and potentially sent overboard. There are also many environmental hazards, like swinging electrical wires and crates hooked up to ropes, which are also affected by the swaying of the ship, and can easily crash into the player or enemies if they aren't careful. Waves crashing on to the ship's deck may also inflict damage on a player's health. The environmental hazards also effect enemies.

In Cold Fear the player takes on the role of Tom Hansen, a former soldier now in the employ of the United States Coast Guard who has been sent in to investigate a mysterious Russian whaler Eastern Spirit in the middle of the Bering strait. The beginning cut-scenes show a SEAL team under the orders of a CIA agent, identifying the ship and trying to discover its cargo. Unfortunately, the SEAL squad is slaughtered mercilessly by an unknown threat. CIA agent Bennett then orders any government vessel in the vicinity of the Russian boat to investigate, and it is Hansen's ship which responds. As Hansen, the player finds out that the boat is occupied by hostile Russian soldiers and by strange creatures, known as "exocels", that use humans and other life forms as hosts, to feed on and to use as protection from the environment. These parasites are a threat to Hansen from inside and outside their host bodies. His investigation leads to the mystery of the ship and its lethal cargo, as well as the unethical experiments which were being carried out aboard the ship.

I played this game while ago. Its fun and sometimes can be scary. The end is thought because of final fight and final boss.

Enjoy and come back.

Laughing time: "Ninjas"

Ninjas Day is celebrated each year on 5 December Many lovers of this ancient art of Japanese secret agents contribute in their own way of marking this day, some more, some less successful.

This 'American ninjas' overcame some moves, but to become and remain inconspicuous, must work on some 'little things'

People can often overestimate their abilities, he knows quite a painful end. Here are a compilation of 'successful' move to end.

Try to stay invisible!

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Speed Flying

Speed Flying is one of the newest extreme sports and combines paragliding, skiing and base jumping.

If you've ever thought or dreamed about to jump from a mountain and landing lightly on her feet, now you can see how it really looks like.

Marshall Miller is one of the enthusiasts who are engaged in this sport, and his latest undertaking was shot with a camera mounted on his helmet.

 The viewer can now get at least a partial insight into what it feels like rush to the top of the mountain and jump into the abyss, and welcome to ski soft snow. Although it is a beautiful view of the natural beauty guaranteed, you can decide if it's worth the risk:

If you are fascinated by this discipline, be sure to see the video emerged earlier this year in which the present and amazing stunts that leave you breathless:

Enjoy and try new stuffs :)

Monday, December 20, 2010

Interesting: Dragons

Dragons are creatures that are found in all mythologies around the world and are always presented in an almost identical manner, like a huge snake, or some other reptile, with magical properties. 

Medieval vision of the dragon as we know it from the legends of chivalry arose after the area of ancient Mesopotamia, the remains of dinosaurs found. In ancient Greek, Roman and Celtic culture dragons have been presented in a different way, similar to China's vision of these powerful creatures, which are also credited with the discovery of huge bones.

(Video has 10 parts)

If you are truly powerful reptiles existed, then the alleged Loch Ness monster was perhaps the last representative of this kind.

For the people of medieval Europe and the Middle East, dragons are found everywhere and hiding in caves and were responsible for many evils. Many researchers therefore believe that dragons are nothing but a metaphor for evil, but this applies only to the Christian world.

In the Far East the dragon looked and still look quite different. They are wise and sophisticated creatures, associated with the elements water and air. According to Chinese legend, the gods came to earth from the belly flying dragon, which is a proof of ancient extraterrestrial visits to our planet.

In many eastern Indian tribes and cultures dragons were revered as representatives of the forces of nature and the universe and are held together with wisdom and longevity.

Enjoy and stay cool!

Laughing time: Rooftop Comedy

Rooftop Comedy captures, produces and distibuira live performances recorded in the best comedy clubs throughout North America, including Europe and Asia. The best parts of their favorite jokes and can be viewed on their website. And there are really a lot of videos.

Visit them clicking on this link:

Enjoy and come back :)

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Interesting: Vampires and Chuchacabra

Legends about vampires, creatures that suck human blood derived from ancient times and are present in all cultures.
Different people have different ways of looking at the bloodsuckers, a modern version of a vampire, like the immortals, sharp fangs and pale path is due to Bram Stoker's novel Dracula.

Before that vampires are presented significantly different, with dark complexion and no sharp and long canines. In some cultures, vampires are presented as a young woman who with her long hair, suck blood.

The only evidence that there are creatures that suck the blood are the stories about the Chupacabra. This is a coyote-like creature that is encountered in the stories of South and Central America. This creature kills animals so it sucks the blood till the last drop.

Often, seeing this strange creature, and even video recordings of the same, in favor of its existence.

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Men of Courage

This is second part of serial Commandos. The game places the player in command of a squad of commandos and various allies as he sneaks behind enemy lines to accomplish his objectives. The action stretches from 1941 to 1945 and takes place on both the Western Front against the Germans and the Pacific theater against the Japanese.

There are 8 playable characters, each character has unique weapons and skills: 

Jack O'Hara, (The Green Beret) is the Irish sergeant with his signature codename "Butcher". In the game, he is the toughest and the only commando strong enough to lift heavy loads like fuel barrels and boxes. He can also stab enemies with his knife and bury himself in most soft surfaces.

Sir Francis T. Woolridge, (The Sniper) is a British operative under the name "Duke". In the game, he is the teams sharpshooter.

Samuel Perkins, (The Driver) an American operative known as "Tread". He is the only commando who can drive tanks, set various traps and throw Molotov cocktails, stun grenades, or smoke grenades.

Thomas Hancock, (the Sapper) a British operative under the name "Inferno". He is an expert in explosives and heavy weapons such as flamethrowers and bazookas. He is also the only commando who can fire the turret of a tank.

James Blackwood, (The Marine) an Australian operative known as "Fins". He can dive underwater and stay under indefinitely using his scuba gear, and is the only one who can pilot rowing boats. He can also use a grappling hook and throw knives.

René Duchamp, (The Spy) a French operative known as "Frenchy". He can disguise himself as any enemy soldier or officer, and can not only distract enemies, but order lower ranking ones to look a certain direction or walk to nearby places. He cannot punch out enemies, but can use a poison syringe to daze, knock-out or even kill his opponents.

Natasha Nikochevski, (The Seductress) is a Soviet operative from Kyiv who is known as "Lips". In the game, she can distract enemy soldiers and dress as enemy operatives, but only when generals or SS are not present. She can also use a sniper rifle.

 Paul Toledo, (The Thief) a French operative known as "Lupin". He is the smallest, the sneakiest and fastest, and can climb certain walls and jump through windows. He can also lockpick boxes and certain doors and knock opponents out with a roundhouse kick, but he can't tie them up.

And for end here is one gameplay:

Enjoy :)
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