Lucas's Darth Wader is alive, safe and rich. He's cough on cameras while robbing a bank in Suffolk (New York). Investigators are trying to find him but unsuccessfully. Man with a Darth Vader mask and costume entered in a bank with a gun (or Jedi sword) and demanded cash. When he got his cash he disappeared in unknown way (probably he is on Death Star with Storm Truppers). We found a video of his first attack but not last one.
Darth Vader in Action:
After Suffolk, Darth Vader attacks again, this time on Michigan. Obviously he needed new pair of pants or underwear. He robbed department store Get & Go. After he collected the money he thanked and again disappeared in unknown way. (I still think that Death Star is the best try, just be aware of Stormtrupers).
But, police is close on him because he put the mask few meters before he entered in store, so he get caught by cameras. I must admit that i understand him, Luke is young fella and he needs money.
Enjoy and ;) :)
p.s after today detour tomorrow we are back on track whit LAUGHING TIME and PRESENTING!