Sunday, January 30, 2011
Interactive flight
This is something I enjoyed. Go on flight w your mouse. You can rotate cam where you want.
Evading police
Yes, hes on bike!
Skillful driver!
Lunatic!
Even fire cant stop him! :D
Enjoy :)
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Its cold, is it?
I hate cold and winter but this is amazing.
Enjoy and stay in warm places :D
Enjoy and stay in warm places :D
Friday, January 28, 2011
Truth scarier than drive!
Memorial to Disneyland regularly associated with the happiness, childhood, and entertainment. However, it seems that the local house of horror is not just another ordinary adrenaline ride. According to the reports of employees and some guests, it also has its not-so-funny side.
Rumors of evilness of this ride began to circulate after the opening, when they concocted a variety of gruesome stories that are supposed to attract fans of horror.
But the real horror began later. People who have worked to maintain the ride began to notice that there collecting more dust than other attractions.
First, they assume it has to do with special effects used in the run, so they tried to find the exact source. They tested all the effects, but they found that increased levels of dust occur only when the drive is visited, not when it is empty, no matter what effects are included.
Given that the majority of house dust, which makes the skin peels off, they could assume that the only thing in it, but nevertheless they were worried about the amount of dust was much greater than would be expected according to the number of visitors.
Their investigation has continued for some time, but to no avail. Until one day they did not find human jaw bone. Then, the investigation involved the police, a discovery which they came together they were very upset.
The investigation showed that some visitors to the house of horror secretly spilled the ashes of their loved ones. In an urn is found that the jaw bone which is lighten up entire case.
Even more disturbing is the fact that many visitors and some employees testified about the existence of ghosts and spirits that do not belong to the house of horror.
Of course, such claims are ridiculed because they are still working on the attraction, which deals with ghosts and spirits. What makes it the perfect hideout for all the ghosts that want to appear in public, but at the same time remain mystical and preserve privacy.
Enjoy, and good night!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Time Killer
Second part of Shift game. Its addictive.
Enjoy and stay happy :P
Enjoy and stay happy :P
Monday, January 24, 2011
Top 50 Cartoons: 47, 46
47. The Unicorn in the Garden
The Unicorn in the Garden is a short story written by James Thurber. The most famous of Thurber's humorous modern fables, it first appeared in The New Yorker on October 31, 1939; and was first collected in his book Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems Illustrated (Harper and Brothers, 1940). The fable has since been reprinted in The Thurber Carnival (Harper and Brothers, 1945), James Thurber: Writings and Drawings (The Library of America, 1996, ISBN 1-883011-22-1), The Oxford Book of Modern Fairy Tales, and other publications. It is taught in literature and rhetoric courses.
46. A Corny Concerto
A Corny Concerto is an American animated cartoon short produced by Leon Schlesinger Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. It was directed by Bob Clampett, written by Frank Tashlin, animated by Robert McKimson and released as part of the Merrie Melodies series on September 25, 1943. A parody of Disney's 1940 feature Fantasia, the film uses two of Johann Strauss' best known waltzes, Tales from the Vienna Woods and The Blue Danube, adapted by the cartoon unit's music director, Carl Stalling and orchestrated by its arranger and later, Stalling's successor, Milt Franklyn. Long considered a classic for its sly humor and impeccable timing with the music, it was voted #47 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of all time by members of the animation field in 1994. The title, in tune with the name of the unit's other cartoon series, Looney Tunes, suggests another Disney titling parody, that of the pioneering series Silly Symphonies.
Enjoy
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Top 10 Future Weapons: Part 2
First post on this topic is HERE.
5. Airborne Laser
4. Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser
3. Corner Shot
2. Force Field
1. XM29 to Replace the M16
5. Airborne Laser
4. Mobile Tactical High Energy Laser
3. Corner Shot
2. Force Field
1. XM29 to Replace the M16
Friday, January 21, 2011
The Beginnings: My first post
For my 99 post i will remind myself and you on my very first post :)
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time was for me one of the greatest games ever. We live in time of modern graphics in games, and i still hope there is a bunch of people who still appreciate this wonderful game. Maybe this game dosen't have gorgeous graphics but it has a great story, a story which kept me on my PC for more than a week.
On the first start the game is a bit of boring but when you get basics then fun can began. In some missions game is heavy and in one case I need to look on the walktrough (shame on me).
Storyline:
A long time ago...
Before life began, before the world had form, three golden goddesses
descended upon the chaotic land of Hyrule. They were Din, the Goddess of
Power, Nayru, the Goddess of Wisdom and Farore, the Goddess of Courage.
Din, with her strong flaming arms, cultivated the land to create the earth.
Nayru poured her wisdom onto the earth to give the spirit of law to the
world. Farore's rich soul created all life forms who would uphold the law.
These three great goddesses returned to the heavens, leaving behind the
golden sacred Triforce. Since then, the Triforce has become the basis for
Hyrule's providence. Where the Triforce stood became sacred land.
In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule, the Great Deku Tree served as the
guardian spirit. The children of the forest, the Kokiri, lived with the Great
Deku Tree. Each Kokiri had his or her own guardian fairy, except one. His
name was Link.
Early one morning, Link was having a nightmare. It was the same nightmare he
had every night. During a storm, Link would find himself standing in front of
a mysterious castle. A rider on horseback, carrying a girl, would race by.
The girl would look at Link as if to say something. Then, another rider would
appear. This big man clad in black would look down menacingly at Link. Link
would then awaken.
"Link! Hey, get up, Link! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you!"
As Link opened his eyes, he saw a fairy floating in front of him. This
fairy's name was Navi. Navi was sent to summon Link to the Great Deku Tree.
"Oh Navi, thou hast returned!" said the Deku Tree. "Thank you, Link, for
coming. Thy slumber these past moons must have been restless, and full of
nightmares. A vile climate pervades this world. Verily, ye have felt it. The
time has come to test thine courage. I have been cursed. I need you to dispel
the curse with your wisdom and courage. Art thou prepared?"
Link entered the Great Deku Tree and broke the curse.
"Well done, Link! I knew that ye were worthy of carrying out my wishes. A
wicked man of the desert cast this dreadful curse on me. Employing his vile,
sorcerous energies, the evil one is searching for the sacred realm connected
to Hyrule. For it is there that one will find the divine relic, the Triforce,
that contains the essence of the gods. Whoever holds the Triforce can make
their wishes come true. Thou must never allow the desert man to lay his hands
on the sacred Triforce. Thou must never suffer that man to enter the sacred
realm of legend. Link, go now to Hyrule Castle. There, ye will surely meet
the Princess of destiny. Present this stone to the Princess. I have foreseen
that she will understand everything."
The Great Deku Tree gave Link the spiritual stone of the forest. Before
dying, the Deku Tree's last words were, "The future depends upon thee, Link.
Thou art courageous."
Video:
If you want to play this game first you must download N64 emulator from here (on the bottom of the page):
N64 emulator for PC
And this file:
For Zelda
List of controls:
Controls
Enyoj
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time was for me one of the greatest games ever. We live in time of modern graphics in games, and i still hope there is a bunch of people who still appreciate this wonderful game. Maybe this game dosen't have gorgeous graphics but it has a great story, a story which kept me on my PC for more than a week.
On the first start the game is a bit of boring but when you get basics then fun can began. In some missions game is heavy and in one case I need to look on the walktrough (shame on me).
Storyline:
A long time ago...
Before life began, before the world had form, three golden goddesses
descended upon the chaotic land of Hyrule. They were Din, the Goddess of
Power, Nayru, the Goddess of Wisdom and Farore, the Goddess of Courage.
Din, with her strong flaming arms, cultivated the land to create the earth.
Nayru poured her wisdom onto the earth to give the spirit of law to the
world. Farore's rich soul created all life forms who would uphold the law.
These three great goddesses returned to the heavens, leaving behind the
golden sacred Triforce. Since then, the Triforce has become the basis for
Hyrule's providence. Where the Triforce stood became sacred land.
In the vast, deep forest of Hyrule, the Great Deku Tree served as the
guardian spirit. The children of the forest, the Kokiri, lived with the Great
Deku Tree. Each Kokiri had his or her own guardian fairy, except one. His
name was Link.
Early one morning, Link was having a nightmare. It was the same nightmare he
had every night. During a storm, Link would find himself standing in front of
a mysterious castle. A rider on horseback, carrying a girl, would race by.
The girl would look at Link as if to say something. Then, another rider would
appear. This big man clad in black would look down menacingly at Link. Link
would then awaken.
"Link! Hey, get up, Link! The Great Deku Tree wants to talk to you!"
As Link opened his eyes, he saw a fairy floating in front of him. This
fairy's name was Navi. Navi was sent to summon Link to the Great Deku Tree.
"Oh Navi, thou hast returned!" said the Deku Tree. "Thank you, Link, for
coming. Thy slumber these past moons must have been restless, and full of
nightmares. A vile climate pervades this world. Verily, ye have felt it. The
time has come to test thine courage. I have been cursed. I need you to dispel
the curse with your wisdom and courage. Art thou prepared?"
Link entered the Great Deku Tree and broke the curse.
"Well done, Link! I knew that ye were worthy of carrying out my wishes. A
wicked man of the desert cast this dreadful curse on me. Employing his vile,
sorcerous energies, the evil one is searching for the sacred realm connected
to Hyrule. For it is there that one will find the divine relic, the Triforce,
that contains the essence of the gods. Whoever holds the Triforce can make
their wishes come true. Thou must never allow the desert man to lay his hands
on the sacred Triforce. Thou must never suffer that man to enter the sacred
realm of legend. Link, go now to Hyrule Castle. There, ye will surely meet
the Princess of destiny. Present this stone to the Princess. I have foreseen
that she will understand everything."
The Great Deku Tree gave Link the spiritual stone of the forest. Before
dying, the Deku Tree's last words were, "The future depends upon thee, Link.
Thou art courageous."
Video:
If you want to play this game first you must download N64 emulator from here (on the bottom of the page):
N64 emulator for PC
And this file:
For Zelda
List of controls:
Controls
Enyoj
Top 10 Future Weapons: Part 1
Future military equipment. Future of war. But who needs war. Lets see on what they spend most of our money!
10. Sensor Fused Bombs
9. Metal Storm Sentry Gun – Million rounds per minute
8. DREAD – Silent Weapon System
7. Active Denial System – The Ray-Gun
6. MOAB Bomb
Weapons, are we need them?
10. Sensor Fused Bombs
9. Metal Storm Sentry Gun – Million rounds per minute
8. DREAD – Silent Weapon System
7. Active Denial System – The Ray-Gun
6. MOAB Bomb
Weapons, are we need them?
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Amazing!
I'm amazed, why they cant walk further? Are they losing power so rapid?
Oh, this is amazing!
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
The 50 Greatest Cartoons: 49
The Dover Boys at Pimento University" or "The Rivals of Roquefort Hall" (better known as simply The Dover Boys) is a 1942 Merrie Melodies cartoon produced by Leon Schlesinger Productions and directed by Chuck Jones. It was released by Warner Bros. on September 19, 1942. The cartoon is a parody of the Rover Boys, a popular juvenile fiction book series of the early 20th century. Jones would later remark that The Dover Boys was the first cartoon of his he found to be funny. In 1994, the cartoon was voted #49 of the 50 Greatest Cartoons of all time by members of the animation field.
The three Dover Boys, Tom, Dick and Larry (a play on both the Rover Boys' names "Tom, Sam and Dick" and the generic reference "Tom, Dick and Harry") are having a day out with "their" fiancƩe, "Dainty" Dora Standpipe (a pun on the name of the eldest Rover's fiancƩe "Dora Stanhope").
The Boys are called upon to rescue Dora when she is kidnapped by stock villain "The Nefarious" Dan Backslide, a pun on the name of the Rover Boys series villain "Dan Baxter". The "former sneak of Roquefort Hall," his feelings for Dora are summed up in his comment, "How I love her! ... father's money!" Backslide steals a conveniently placed, abandoned runabout, kidnaps an oblivious Dora while she and the Dover Boys are playing hide-and-seek, takes Dora to a remote mountain cabin, but discovers that despite appearances, Dora is anything but "dainty"; she proceeds to give him quite a beating while still acting the damsel in distress — crying for help and pounding on the door and on Backslide — until Backslide is also crying out for help from Tom, Dick and Larry.
Enjoy :)
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Internet is weapon?
Stuxnet computer virus which was discovered in June last year and is significantly worse off Iran's nuclear program is probably the work of American and Israeli experts. We are entering a new era in warfare with the mouse and keyboard?
This highly sophisticated malicious software is the first program that was created specifically for the purpose of causing serious harm to the physical world, warn experts in the security of computer systems. The worm has infected an unknown number of power plants, oil installations and factories, and spread through the unknown holes in Windows and not just online, but he entered closed systems via USB's, etc.
Plants with Siemens machines were particular targeted because the worm is controls industrial components, including centrifuges, valves, brakes. Which leads to a failures. this shows that the creators of the worm very well knew how works certain industrial processes.
Stuxnet may be lurking in the system, wait for proper conditions and then give instructions industrial components, so that they then do the opposite of what they should work. Since it is very difficult to detect what piece of equipment is infected with, this piece of software is focused on the physical destruction and in some ways led the new era of war in a virtual space that is mapped to the real world.
In other words, cyber warfare does not lead more just in virtual spaces, but also in the real, physical world.
On that occasion, the British Times warns that the ongoing rapid militarization of the Internet. Although the Pentagon and U.S. National Security Agency had never admitted involvement in the development of cyber weapons, many believe that America is the leader in this mode of warfare that has already developed cyber weapons, of which Stuxnet is just a beginning. After all, the United States last year, a virtual space (cyberspace) and officially designated as the fifth military domain, in addition to land, air, sea and space. Mouse and keyboard are becoming a new weapon in world conflicts.
President Barack Obama said on that occasion that the U.S. digital infrastructure "strategic national asset" and appointed Howard Schmidt, former chief of security systems at Microsoft, as a manager in charge of cyber-security. In May last year, the Pentagon set up its new cyber command (Cybercom), led by Gen. Keith Alexander, director of the National Security Agency (NSA). His task is to defend U.S. military networks and attack "systems" of other countries. At that exact way and under what rules, military secret.
China, Russia, Israel, Britain, South Korea and other countries also have their own departments in the army who care about this aspect of warfare.
No more tranches.
This highly sophisticated malicious software is the first program that was created specifically for the purpose of causing serious harm to the physical world, warn experts in the security of computer systems. The worm has infected an unknown number of power plants, oil installations and factories, and spread through the unknown holes in Windows and not just online, but he entered closed systems via USB's, etc.
Plants with Siemens machines were particular targeted because the worm is controls industrial components, including centrifuges, valves, brakes. Which leads to a failures. this shows that the creators of the worm very well knew how works certain industrial processes.
Stuxnet may be lurking in the system, wait for proper conditions and then give instructions industrial components, so that they then do the opposite of what they should work. Since it is very difficult to detect what piece of equipment is infected with, this piece of software is focused on the physical destruction and in some ways led the new era of war in a virtual space that is mapped to the real world.
In other words, cyber warfare does not lead more just in virtual spaces, but also in the real, physical world.
On that occasion, the British Times warns that the ongoing rapid militarization of the Internet. Although the Pentagon and U.S. National Security Agency had never admitted involvement in the development of cyber weapons, many believe that America is the leader in this mode of warfare that has already developed cyber weapons, of which Stuxnet is just a beginning. After all, the United States last year, a virtual space (cyberspace) and officially designated as the fifth military domain, in addition to land, air, sea and space. Mouse and keyboard are becoming a new weapon in world conflicts.
President Barack Obama said on that occasion that the U.S. digital infrastructure "strategic national asset" and appointed Howard Schmidt, former chief of security systems at Microsoft, as a manager in charge of cyber-security. In May last year, the Pentagon set up its new cyber command (Cybercom), led by Gen. Keith Alexander, director of the National Security Agency (NSA). His task is to defend U.S. military networks and attack "systems" of other countries. At that exact way and under what rules, military secret.
China, Russia, Israel, Britain, South Korea and other countries also have their own departments in the army who care about this aspect of warfare.
No more tranches.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Among us
A source from within the inner circle of the Wikileaks team has confidentially leaked to All News Web the content of a State Dept cable, concerning UFO affairs, that Wikileaks has declined to upload onto their website.
The cable states: "It is critical all embassy staff understand that they are not to discuss under any circumstance concerns DOD has with UFOs entering orbit, once again the seriousness of this matter cannot be overstated"
The cable was sent on 9 November, 2005 by the State Dept to a diplomat connected to the US embassy in Kiev, Ukraine. As it implies, the State Dept was concerned with diplomats with loose tongues chatting about UFOs at cocktail parties and conceding that the US does allocate resources to the matter. Due to the fact that UFO and alien affairs fall within the absolute highest level of secrecy and security clearance it is hardly surprising that Julian Assange has chosen, as a safety measure, not to reveal such information.
Editor''s note: It appears that while our Governments are deeply worried about the bubble bursting on the way they do business behind closed doors they are taking no chances at all on the public's bubble bursting on the alien and UFO issue.
Our record on the Wikileaks UFO connection is good. The initial question posed to Assange on the UFO issue was asked by an avid All News Web reader from Germany and we were informed by him with seconds of Assange's response. We have received many emails on the matter since then, however this has been the first piece of information of real interest.Source
Are they here already?
Sunday, January 16, 2011
The 50 Greatest Cartoons: 50
On the last place we have Felix in Hollywood by Paramount. Felix in Hollywood is a 1923 short featuring Felix the Cat.
Felix decides to make his way to Hollywood, but has no money. The owner of a failing shoe store promises Felix $500 if he can help bring in new business, which Felix ingeniously manages to do, but the owner stiffs him out of the money. Felix finds a way to get to Hollywood, anyway, and while there meets up with the famous stars of the day, like Charlie Chaplin and Ben Turpin.
Felix decides to make his way to Hollywood, but has no money. The owner of a failing shoe store promises Felix $500 if he can help bring in new business, which Felix ingeniously manages to do, but the owner stiffs him out of the money. Felix finds a way to get to Hollywood, anyway, and while there meets up with the famous stars of the day, like Charlie Chaplin and Ben Turpin.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Time killer 2
Two addictive flash games!
Gladiator
New Shift
Gladiator
New Shift
Friday, January 14, 2011
Back in Time: Doom 2
Doom 2, a remarkable game, a classic game. I think that was my first PC game. I was a child back than and game was pretty scary for me but i wasn't quit. I remember that game has had over 30 levels but I never finished all. I don't like nowadays games because of game-play hours. First you must pay buch a money for a game and then you play just for a 10 or 15 hours. Doom 2 is offering more hours, much more and you will never get bored because you will constantly shooting on your enemy's. Doom 2 following the events in Doom, the player once again takes the role of the anonymous space marine who has proven too tough to be contained. After being teleported from Phobos, and subsequently fighting on Deimos which is suspended above Hell, the Marine finds himself back home on Earth, only to find that it too has fallen victim to the hellish invasion, leaving billions of people dead. So to suspend Hell invasion you must kill them all.
Gameplay (from wiki):
Doom II was not dramatically different from its predecessor. There were no major technological developments, graphical improvements, or substantial gameplay changes. The game still consisted of the player negotiating non-linear levels, picking up keys to unlock new areas, and of course shooting down hundreds of monsters. However, due to the larger and more complicated maps with larger groups of monsters, the game had somewhat higher system requirements than the original.
Doom 2: Gameplay video:
Let the Obsession begin. Again.
This time, the entire forces of the netherworld have overrun Earth. To save her, you must descend into the stygian depths of Hell itself!
Battle mightier, nastier, deadlier demons and monsters. Use more powerful weapons. Survive more mind-blowing explosions and more of the bloodiest, fiercest, most awesome blastfest ever!
Play DOOM II solo, with two people over a modem, or with up to four players over a LAN (supporting IPX protocol). No matter which way you choose, get ready for adrenaline-pumping, action-packed excitement that's sure to give your heart a real workout.
Download DOSbox (emulator) so you can play DOS games on Windows, MAC or Linux:
DOSbox HERE
And Download this:
Play DOOM 2
For more information go here. (thanks)
Enjoy and Follow :)
Paranoid Pranks
Just one quick and interesting update for you. See how people react when someone is following them.
Enjoy :)
Enjoy :)
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Internet Overview: 2010
E-mail
107 trillion - the number of e-mails sent on the Internet in 2010
107 trillion - the number of e-mails sent on the Internet in 2010
294 billion - the average number of e-mail messages per day.
1.88 billion - the number of e-mail users around the world.
480 million - new e-mail users from in 2010
89.1% - percent of spam emails
262 billion - the number of spam e-mail messages per day
2.9 billion - the number of e-mail accounts worldwide.
1.88 billion - the number of e-mail users around the world.
480 million - new e-mail users from in 2010
89.1% - percent of spam emails
262 billion - the number of spam e-mail messages per day
2.9 billion - the number of e-mail accounts worldwide.
Web Site
255 million - the number of websites in December 2010
255 million - the number of websites in December 2010
21.4 million - the new websites in 2010
Web Servers
The share of web servers in December 2010
The share of web servers in December 2010
Domains
88.8 million -. COM domain at the end of 2010
13.2 million -. NET domains at the end of 2010
8.6 million -. ORG domains at the end of 2010
79.2 million - the number of top-level domains country (eg UK, NL, etc.)
7% - Growth of domains in relation to the year before.
88.8 million -. COM domain at the end of 2010
13.2 million -. NET domains at the end of 2010
8.6 million -. ORG domains at the end of 2010
79.2 million - the number of top-level domains country (eg UK, NL, etc.)
7% - Growth of domains in relation to the year before.
Social Networking
152 million - the number of blogs on the Internet
25 billion - the number of sent tweets on Twitter in 2010
100 million - new profile on Twitter open in 2010
175 million - of people on Twitter September 2010
7.7 million - people who follow @ ladygaga (Lady Gaga is the beneficiary of the most follower on Twitter).
600 million - the number of users on Facebook in late 2010
20 million - so the Facebook application is installed per day
152 million - the number of blogs on the Internet
25 billion - the number of sent tweets on Twitter in 2010
100 million - new profile on Twitter open in 2010
175 million - of people on Twitter September 2010
7.7 million - people who follow @ ladygaga (Lady Gaga is the beneficiary of the most follower on Twitter).
600 million - the number of users on Facebook in late 2010
20 million - so the Facebook application is installed per day
Web Browsers
Video
2 billion - number of videos that look a day on YouTube.
35 - number of hours of video every minute that set up on YouTube.
186 - number of online videos that the average Internet user views in a month (U.S.).
2 + billion - the number of video views per month, which is on Facebook.
20 million - number of videos on Facebook, which is set monthly.
2 billion - number of videos that look a day on YouTube.
35 - number of hours of video every minute that set up on YouTube.
186 - number of online videos that the average Internet user views in a month (U.S.).
2 + billion - the number of video views per month, which is on Facebook.
20 million - number of videos on Facebook, which is set monthly.
Images
5 billion - the number of photos on Flickr (September 2010).
3000 + - number of photos as each minute set on Flickr.
3 + billion - the number of photos as a monthly publication on Facebook.
5 billion - the number of photos on Flickr (September 2010).
3000 + - number of photos as each minute set on Flickr.
3 + billion - the number of photos as a monthly publication on Facebook.
Enjoy!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Ginosaji and Jack
New video from RichardGale films.
If you dont know what Ginosaji or who Jack is, watch this:
And NOW, new video where YOU can choose what Jack need to do.
Enjoy :)
Homer Simpson Quotes!
# Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
# Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
# Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
# I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
# Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
# Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
# Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
# Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.
# Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
# You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
# Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
# When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
# Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
# I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
# [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
# What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
# Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
# Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
# The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
# When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.
# I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!
# Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
# I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
# Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
# It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
# Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
# I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
# Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
# Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.
# Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
# How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
# Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
# Homer no function beer well without.
# I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
# Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?
# If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
# I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.
# I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
# [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'
# All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
# Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.
# But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
# I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
# Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.
# That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!
# Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
# If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
# I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
# 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Enjoy!
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Presenting: Knights of Honor
Here is my last post about Lucky Luke!
Some time has past since I played this game for third time. It's not ordinary medieval strategy game because it has no turns, its real time. So everything in game is happening fast, on most difficult level is hard to keep your territory (if you are big country) or gain (if you are small). You can play in 3 different time lines. Every time line has events from past which were happened in this area. Your map is whole Europe and part of Africa.
When comes to battle, you can choose from quick fight or you can take a lead of your army. Fights are good and interesting. You can choose a option to siege a town, or assault on them.
How you can see, graphic is not much. That is now very old game from 2005 but is still interesting and for me i like it even more than some of the new similar games like medieval.
You can upgrade your city's, build army and many other things. Your money is gold, gold is made by merchants. Merchants are most important for your game but you must be careful. If you (you are a King) put your son for a merchant or a spy and if he gets killed and you have no other male children, your empire is close to his end. Furthermore, you can gain territory with marriage, buying or simply concurring.
Most difficult thing is that you can't have more than 9 royal participants. So, you must well organize your empire because you cant have infinite generals, merchants or spy's. You will need big army because of riots in occupied territories. Your goal is off course, to conquer Europe.
This is one fight video gameplay:
and this is one from your main screen where you run your empire:
Some time has past since I played this game for third time. It's not ordinary medieval strategy game because it has no turns, its real time. So everything in game is happening fast, on most difficult level is hard to keep your territory (if you are big country) or gain (if you are small). You can play in 3 different time lines. Every time line has events from past which were happened in this area. Your map is whole Europe and part of Africa.
When comes to battle, you can choose from quick fight or you can take a lead of your army. Fights are good and interesting. You can choose a option to siege a town, or assault on them.
How you can see, graphic is not much. That is now very old game from 2005 but is still interesting and for me i like it even more than some of the new similar games like medieval.
You can upgrade your city's, build army and many other things. Your money is gold, gold is made by merchants. Merchants are most important for your game but you must be careful. If you (you are a King) put your son for a merchant or a spy and if he gets killed and you have no other male children, your empire is close to his end. Furthermore, you can gain territory with marriage, buying or simply concurring.
Most difficult thing is that you can't have more than 9 royal participants. So, you must well organize your empire because you cant have infinite generals, merchants or spy's. You will need big army because of riots in occupied territories. Your goal is off course, to conquer Europe.
This is one fight video gameplay:
and this is one from your main screen where you run your empire:
Enjoy and show some love!
Good old times: Lucky Luke
Lucky Luke is a cowboy in the Wild West who travels around delivering justice wherever he goes, accompanied by his faithful companion, Jolly Jumper, the smartest horse in the world. His main recurring foes are the dense but persistant Dalton cousins. It was one of my favorite cartoons. Before it is cartooned, Lucky Luke was a successful comic.
Created by Morris (a.k.a. Maurice De Bevere), who wrote the very first story - after that many of the early stories being written by the French co-creator of Asterix, Goscinny. Luke is still starring in new adventures to this day.
Thanks to Stuart Shankland for providing the following information about the Lucky Luke cartoons: "There was a cartoon series made in 1985 by Hanna Barbera Studios and a new series made in 1991 in France. And they made a remake in 2002.
I will bring up the first one episode from Lucky Luke in 3 parts:
Lucky Luke: Ma Dalton (part 2):
Lucky Luke: Ma Dalton (part 3):
Oh, how I love that cartoon :)...Enjoy and follow :)
Monday, January 10, 2011
Maya civilization part 3: 2012
You can see PART 1 and PART 2 if you didn't.
Mayan calendar were recalculated on our calendar and 21st December 2012 is marked as an important date. Then, for the Mayas began six big cycle, and many believe that great changes will happen to human consciousness.
The grand cycle is the most important period of the Long Count. The Mayans were marked present as time between the worlds. The fifth great cycle of the Mayan calendar was commenced on 11 August 3114th BC. The date is apparently precisely determined by Thompson projection, day by day, in order to connect the Maya and Gregorian calendar.
Time in the Long countdown were divided into: 1 ch (1 days), tun (360 days), katun (7,200 days or 20 years), baktun (144,000 days or 392.3 years), piktun (20 baktuns or 2.88 million days) , kalabtun (20 piktuna or 57.6 million days), kinĨiltun (20 kalabtuna day or 1.152 billion), alautun (20 kinĨiltuna 23.04 billion, or days) and hablatun (20 460 800 000 000 alautuna or days). Time of 13 baktuns is a great cycle and lasts 1.872 million days or 5128.7 years.
Fifth Great Cycle ends on the winter solstice, 21.12. 2012 when it's a final date 13.0.0.0.0 (read: 13 baktuns, 0 katun, 0 tuna, 0 uniala, 0 kin). The same date has been marked as a starting point of the sixth Big cycle which will last for 13 baktuns.
On the 21 December 2012, say the promoters of the Mayan prophecy, apparently there will be a rare occurrence of a galactic alignment that occurs about every 25,645 years. As a result of the alignment of galaxies, from the center of the Milky Way solar system will splash big wave of cosmic energy and encourage changes in our part of the universe. Then will start sixth great cycle in which the Mayans announce the time of wisdom, harmony, peace, love and return to the natural order of things. Entering a new era, people will reject the technology, time and money will come to the penetration into the fifth dimension. Galaxies will be sync with the rest of the universe. There will be changes in the structure of DNA and transformation of human consciousness.
Video for interested in this topic (it has 18 parts)
Enjoy :)
Mayan calendar were recalculated on our calendar and 21st December 2012 is marked as an important date. Then, for the Mayas began six big cycle, and many believe that great changes will happen to human consciousness.
The grand cycle is the most important period of the Long Count. The Mayans were marked present as time between the worlds. The fifth great cycle of the Mayan calendar was commenced on 11 August 3114th BC. The date is apparently precisely determined by Thompson projection, day by day, in order to connect the Maya and Gregorian calendar.
Time in the Long countdown were divided into: 1 ch (1 days), tun (360 days), katun (7,200 days or 20 years), baktun (144,000 days or 392.3 years), piktun (20 baktuns or 2.88 million days) , kalabtun (20 piktuna or 57.6 million days), kinĨiltun (20 kalabtuna day or 1.152 billion), alautun (20 kinĨiltuna 23.04 billion, or days) and hablatun (20 460 800 000 000 alautuna or days). Time of 13 baktuns is a great cycle and lasts 1.872 million days or 5128.7 years.
Fifth Great Cycle ends on the winter solstice, 21.12. 2012 when it's a final date 13.0.0.0.0 (read: 13 baktuns, 0 katun, 0 tuna, 0 uniala, 0 kin). The same date has been marked as a starting point of the sixth Big cycle which will last for 13 baktuns.
On the 21 December 2012, say the promoters of the Mayan prophecy, apparently there will be a rare occurrence of a galactic alignment that occurs about every 25,645 years. As a result of the alignment of galaxies, from the center of the Milky Way solar system will splash big wave of cosmic energy and encourage changes in our part of the universe. Then will start sixth great cycle in which the Mayans announce the time of wisdom, harmony, peace, love and return to the natural order of things. Entering a new era, people will reject the technology, time and money will come to the penetration into the fifth dimension. Galaxies will be sync with the rest of the universe. There will be changes in the structure of DNA and transformation of human consciousness.
Video for interested in this topic (it has 18 parts)
Enjoy :)
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Hatebook
I just discovered this page!
The Hate Book is a website where people can read and write about things they hate. You may find you use Hatebook to vent, to associate with others, take things in perspective, or even to find some humor in life.
You can go and see yourself. Just click HERE.
Enjoy :)
The Hate Book is a website where people can read and write about things they hate. You may find you use Hatebook to vent, to associate with others, take things in perspective, or even to find some humor in life.
First page of Hatebook |
This is view of your profile. |
Everybody hates you! :D |
Your main page. You can see what others doing in that moment. |
Your haters! |
Evil map, see where your haters are. |
You can go and see yourself. Just click HERE.
Enjoy :)
Back in Time: Doom
Doom (typeset as DOOM in official documents) is a landmark 1993 first-person shooter video game by id Software. Being a first-person shooter, Doom is experienced through the eyes of the main character. This character is not named throughout the game. The game's designer, John Romero, has pointed out that this is so the player feels more involved in the game: "There was never a name for the DOOM marine because it's supposed to be YOU."
The player takes the role of a nameless space marine who has been punitively posted to Mars after assaulting his commanding officer, who ordered his unit to fire upon civilians. The Martian marine base acts as security for the Union Aerospace Corporation (UAC), a multi-planetary conglomerate, which is performing secret experiments with teleportation by creating gateways between the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos. The manual makes it clear that Phobos is considered by space marines to be the dullest assignment imaginable: "with no action for fifty million miles, your day consisted of suckin' dust and watchin' restricted flicks in the rec room." This all changes when the UAC experiments go horribly awry. Computer systems on Phobos malfunction, Deimos disappears entirely, and "something fragging evil" starts pouring out of the gateway, killing or possessing all UAC personnel. Responding to a frantic distress call from the overrun scientists, the Martian marine unit is quickly sent to Phobos to investigate, where the player character is left to guard the hangar with only a pistol while the rest of the group proceeds inside. Over the course of the next few hours, the marine hears assorted garbled radio messages, gunfire, and screams, followed by silence: "Seems your buddies are dead". (by Wiki because lack of time)
And now i have something special :) Play DOOM here and now, bring back memories. (Press Return to show the main menu at the start.)
The player takes the role of a nameless space marine who has been punitively posted to Mars after assaulting his commanding officer, who ordered his unit to fire upon civilians. The Martian marine base acts as security for the Union Aerospace Corporation (UAC), a multi-planetary conglomerate, which is performing secret experiments with teleportation by creating gateways between the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos. The manual makes it clear that Phobos is considered by space marines to be the dullest assignment imaginable: "with no action for fifty million miles, your day consisted of suckin' dust and watchin' restricted flicks in the rec room." This all changes when the UAC experiments go horribly awry. Computer systems on Phobos malfunction, Deimos disappears entirely, and "something fragging evil" starts pouring out of the gateway, killing or possessing all UAC personnel. Responding to a frantic distress call from the overrun scientists, the Martian marine unit is quickly sent to Phobos to investigate, where the player character is left to guard the hangar with only a pistol while the rest of the group proceeds inside. Over the course of the next few hours, the marine hears assorted garbled radio messages, gunfire, and screams, followed by silence: "Seems your buddies are dead". (by Wiki because lack of time)
And now i have something special :) Play DOOM here and now, bring back memories. (Press Return to show the main menu at the start.)
W and S keys - forwards and backwards movement.
A and D keys - rotate left and right
Q and E keys - strafe left and right
Space Key - Fire
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 keys - change weapons
Esc key - Show menu (to save and load a games as well as other options)
Return - Select item from menu
I hope you enjoyed :)
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Maya civilization part 2
For all of you if you are not aware of part 1, you can find it here: >>CLICK<<
Maya people is often called the 'Greeks of the New World' for its outstanding achievements in mathematics, astronomy, art and letters. For the recording dates they used glyphs, carved figures and numbers. Numbers were writhed, both horizontally and vertically. Zero was in their knowledge.
The diversity of civilization is evident in the construction. The city is a place for the Mayans for meeting people, sharing services and material goods. It is not clear how the large stone blocks could be cut with such accuracy, how they were painted and how they were transferred to the site because they did not know the wheel. Studies have shown that the Maya buildings were the most refined architectural monuments in history.
Mayan Calendar
The Maya recorded the movement of stars and planets. By observing the sky created the solar calendar. The calendar consisted of 18 months at 20 days (18 times 20 equals 360). He shared the time in days, the Maya 'kin', the months of 20 days 'uinal', the year 'tun' and a period of 20 years, 'katun'. After the expiration of each katun they prepared a great feast and celebrate the god who represented the time. The ceremony, which celebrated the new year called the Tzolkin.
Months of the year was called Pop, Uo, Zip, Zotz, Tzec, Xul, Yaxkin, Mol, Chen, Yax, Zac, Ceh, Mac, Kankin, Moan, Pax, Kayaba and Cumbo. They must add five more days to get one complete year. During these days, which called Uayeb they ware especially careful not to quarrel, not to fall asleep and not to stumble while walking. They believed that what they are doing these days that it will work forever, so they stayed at home and avoid the hard work.
The ritual calendar, or Tzolkin, consisted of two periods, one of thirteen days, and another twenty. Altogether it had 260 days. With Tzolkin shamans were determined work days in the field and days for the ritual ceremony.
The third calendar or long calculations consisted of a continuous count of days since the beginning of the current era, 13 August 3114 BC. Dates in the calendar have five numbers, where the first sets of nubres marks 400 years, other sets of 20 year, third years (each at 360 days), the fourth number of months, and fifth days.
Tomorrow: Mayan civilization part 3: 2012
Enjoy your time!
Maya people is often called the 'Greeks of the New World' for its outstanding achievements in mathematics, astronomy, art and letters. For the recording dates they used glyphs, carved figures and numbers. Numbers were writhed, both horizontally and vertically. Zero was in their knowledge.
The diversity of civilization is evident in the construction. The city is a place for the Mayans for meeting people, sharing services and material goods. It is not clear how the large stone blocks could be cut with such accuracy, how they were painted and how they were transferred to the site because they did not know the wheel. Studies have shown that the Maya buildings were the most refined architectural monuments in history.
Mayan Calendar
The Maya recorded the movement of stars and planets. By observing the sky created the solar calendar. The calendar consisted of 18 months at 20 days (18 times 20 equals 360). He shared the time in days, the Maya 'kin', the months of 20 days 'uinal', the year 'tun' and a period of 20 years, 'katun'. After the expiration of each katun they prepared a great feast and celebrate the god who represented the time. The ceremony, which celebrated the new year called the Tzolkin.
Months of the year was called Pop, Uo, Zip, Zotz, Tzec, Xul, Yaxkin, Mol, Chen, Yax, Zac, Ceh, Mac, Kankin, Moan, Pax, Kayaba and Cumbo. They must add five more days to get one complete year. During these days, which called Uayeb they ware especially careful not to quarrel, not to fall asleep and not to stumble while walking. They believed that what they are doing these days that it will work forever, so they stayed at home and avoid the hard work.
The ritual calendar, or Tzolkin, consisted of two periods, one of thirteen days, and another twenty. Altogether it had 260 days. With Tzolkin shamans were determined work days in the field and days for the ritual ceremony.
The third calendar or long calculations consisted of a continuous count of days since the beginning of the current era, 13 August 3114 BC. Dates in the calendar have five numbers, where the first sets of nubres marks 400 years, other sets of 20 year, third years (each at 360 days), the fourth number of months, and fifth days.
Tomorrow: Mayan civilization part 3: 2012
Enjoy your time!
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