Paranoid Pranks

Just one quick and interesting update for you. See how people react when someone is following them.














Enjoy :)

Internet Overview: 2010

E-mail

107 trillion - the number of e-mails sent on the Internet in 2010

294 billion - the average number of e-mail messages per day.
1.88 billion - the number of e-mail users around the world.
480 million - new  e-mail  users from in 2010
89.1% - percent of spam emails
262 billion - the number of spam e-mail messages per day
2.9 billion - the number of e-mail accounts worldwide.

Web Site
255 million - the number of websites in December 2010

21.4 million - the new websites in 2010

Web Servers
The share of web servers in December 2010

Domains

88.8 million -. COM domain at the end of 2010
13.2 million -. NET domains at the end of 2010
8.6 million -. ORG domains at the end of 2010
79.2 million - the number of top-level domains country (eg UK, NL, etc.)
7% - Growth of domains in relation to the year before.

Social Networking

152 million - the number of blogs on the Internet
25 billion - the number of sent tweets on Twitter in 2010
100 million - new profile on Twitter open in 2010
175 million - of people on Twitter September 2010
7.7 million - people who follow @ ladygaga (Lady Gaga is the beneficiary of the most follower on Twitter).
600 million - the number of users on Facebook in late 2010
20 million - so the Facebook application is installed per day

Web Browsers

Video
2 billion - number of videos that look a day on YouTube.
35 - number of hours of video every minute that set up on YouTube.
186 - number of online videos that the average Internet user views in a month (U.S.).
2 + billion - the number of video views per month, which is on Facebook.
20 million - number of videos on Facebook, which is set monthly.

Images

5 billion - the number of photos on Flickr (September 2010).
3000 + - number of photos as each minute set on Flickr.
3 + billion - the number of photos as a monthly publication on Facebook.

Enjoy!

Quick update!

World oldest dad!



Good Night!

Ginosaji and Jack

New video from RichardGale films.

If you dont know what Ginosaji or who Jack is, watch this:





And NOW, new video where YOU can choose what Jack need to do.



Enjoy :)

Homer Simpson Quotes!

# Operator! Give me the number for 911!

# Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

# Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

# Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

# I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

# Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

# Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

# Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

# Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

# Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

# You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

# Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

# When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

# Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

# I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

# [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

# What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

# Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

# Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

# The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

# When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

# I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

# Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

# I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

# Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

# It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

# Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

# I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

# Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

# Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

# Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

# How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

# Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

# Homer no function beer well without.

# I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

# Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

# If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

# I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

# I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

# [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

# All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.

# Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

# But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

# I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

# Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.

# That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

# Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

# If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

# I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

# 'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

Enjoy!

Presenting: Knights of Honor

Here is my last post about Lucky Luke!

Some time has past since I played this game for third time. It's not ordinary medieval strategy game because it has no turns, its real time. So everything in game is happening fast, on most difficult level is hard to keep your territory (if you are big country) or gain (if you are small). You can play in 3 different time lines. Every time line has events from past which were happened in this area. Your map is whole Europe and part of Africa.

When comes to battle, you can choose from quick fight or you can take a lead of your army. Fights are good and interesting. You can choose a option to siege a town, or assault on them.

How you can see, graphic is not much. That is now very old game from 2005 but is still interesting and for me i like it even more than some of the new similar games like medieval.

You can upgrade your city's, build army and many other things. Your money is gold, gold is made by merchants. Merchants are most important for your game but you must be careful. If you (you are a King) put your son for a merchant or a spy and if he gets killed and you have no other male children, your empire is close to his end. Furthermore, you can gain territory with marriage, buying or simply concurring.

Most difficult thing is that you can't have more than 9 royal participants. So, you must well organize your empire because you cant have infinite generals, merchants or spy's. You will need big army because of riots in occupied territories. Your goal is off course,  to conquer Europe.

This is one fight video gameplay:


and this is one from your main screen where you run your empire:

Enjoy and show some love!

Good old times: Lucky Luke

Lucky Luke is a cowboy in the Wild West who travels around delivering justice wherever he goes, accompanied by his faithful companion, Jolly Jumper, the smartest horse in the world. His main recurring foes are the dense but persistant Dalton cousins. It was one of my favorite cartoons. Before it is cartooned, Lucky Luke was a successful comic.

Created by Morris (a.k.a. Maurice De Bevere), who wrote the very first story - after that many of the early stories being written by the French co-creator of Asterix, Goscinny. Luke is still starring in new adventures to this day.

Thanks to Stuart Shankland for providing the following information about the Lucky Luke cartoons: "There was a cartoon series made in 1985 by Hanna Barbera Studios and a new series made in 1991 in France. And they made a remake in 2002.

 I will bring up the first one episode from Lucky Luke in 3 parts:

Lucky Luke: Ma Dalton (part 1):


Lucky Luke: Ma Dalton (part 2):


Lucky Luke: Ma Dalton (part 3):


Oh, how I love that cartoon :)...Enjoy and follow :)