Laughing time: FML quotes!

If you didn't see my last post go here: Good old times: Scooby Doo its worth it :)

"Today, as I was walking into my apartment building, a douchebag leaned out his truck window and yelled, "HOW MUCH FOR A BJ?" He then pulled into a spot near my car. Apparently I have a charming new neighbor. FML"



"Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML"



"Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML"


"Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy, no more please." FML"


"Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was so angry but when I stated "I am going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our 2 year anniversary. FML "


 "Today, I told my parents that I wanted a little brother. My dad apparently though it would be funny to tell me that my mom just swallowed my little brother. FML"


"Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML "




"Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML"




"Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML"


 "Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you..." FML"


"Today, when I got home from work, my fiance was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML "

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Good old times: Scooby-Doo

Scooby Doo is a famous cartoon movie and character which was displaying all over the world. Describes the adventures of the famous dog Scooby-Doo and four teenagers: Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Velma Dinkley and his best friend Shaggy Rogers. Sometimes they appear as Scoobies brothers and cousins Scrappy Doo, Scooby-Dum Yabba-Doo. Scooby Doo was a great success and is based on the book. It has been published in many languages.

Scooby Doo intro:

Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! made its CBS network debut on Saturday, September 13, 1969 with its first episode, "What a Night for a Knight." The original voice cast featured veteran voice actor Don Messick as Scooby-Doo, Top 40 radio DJ Casey Kasem as Shaggy, actor Frank Welker as Fred, actress Nicole Jaffe as Velma, and musician Indira Stefanianna Christopherson as Daphne.[10] Scooby’s speech patterns closely resembled an earlier cartoon dog, Astro from The Jetsons (1962–63), also voiced by Messick.[1] Seventeen episodes of Scooby-Doo were produced in 1969. The series' eponymous theme song was written by David Mook and Ben Raleigh, and performed by Larry Marks. 

Here is first ever episode of Scooby:

"On their way back from the movies, Shaggy and Scooby find the abandoned vehicle of a missing archaeologist, and the only thing inside the car at all is a mysterious suit of black armor in the seat. After research, the gang learns that superstition tells that the armor can come to life. "













And i have something special for you. For few days Scooby Doo comics will be published :)


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Laughing time: Garfield comics 6

After some time, Garfield comics are back. Enjoy :)

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Interactive youtube

More and more videos on youtube are interactive. What thats means. When you watch video you can choose where will storyline go and for some time that is very interesting.


So here is few interactive videos from youtube for you.


Interactive sex:




Interactive hobo:




Interactive hook-up:




Interactive date:




Interactive carjacker:


I hope you enjoyed and shared some love :)

Time Traveling: Is It possible?

This is part 2 of yestrdays post Time Traveling: Proofs

Is time travel possible, and believes one of the greatest living physicists and cosmologists - Stephen Hawking.

It is believed that the time travel or wormholes require rocket which is moving at high speed. His claims are based on Einstein's theory of relativity, which says that in some places can move faster, but only in the future, not the past.






Einstein's relativity give precise and unambiguous description of the macroscopic properties of space and time, but not the properties of space and time at the level of subatomic particles.

There is a theory of quantum gravity changes, which defies the rules of the theory of space and time, and now increasingly popular string theory. However, neither of these two theories is not yet proven.

Some scientists believe that for time travel wormholes could use the space. These 'tubes' that connect distant points of space should be more thoroughly studied.



Experiments carried out in the Large Hadron Collider, located on the border between France and Switzerland, according to some experts believe could lead to the creation of small black holes or wormholes, which would enable so-called open time portal.

Given that scientists using the LHC and create the conditions that existed in the first moments of the universe, which is thought to have originated the Big Bang 13.7 billion years ago, soon we could learn more about black holes and travel options through time.


Enjoy!

Time traveling: Proofs

Possibility to travel into the past and the future arouses interest of every mortal. No one who would not want to cast a glance forward or backward. While traveling through time for many years belonged only in the area of science fiction, scientists increasingly play with this possibility.


Recently, the Internet circulated the video premiere of Charlie Chaplin, The Circus of the 1928th, in which the camera caught a woman who looks as if talking on a cell phone. Video has attracted considerable attention and got quite a logical explanation.





Journalist of The Atlantics, Nicholas Jackson, believes that a hearing braces designed 20-ies of the last century. His explanation was accepted by the fans and the biggest mystery.

And in this photograph from the 1940s. Many have seen a time traveler, of course, for no apparent reason. 'Suspicious' clothing from the photo at that time could be bought in most stores in America.
 



Mini wristwatch labeled Swiss star about 100 years, was found in a sealed tomb of China's 400 years old.

Scientists, however, quite sure that the clock during previous excavations miraculously ended up in the Tombs of the Ming Dynasty.


Unsolved mysteries:

However, some archaeological finds has never offered a universally accepted scientific explanation.
Among them are stones from Ica (Peru). It was popularized by Doctor Javier Cabrera, who collected 1100, large or small carved smooth andesita. Carvings on the stones were formed between 500 and 1500th BC.




However, for some carvings showing pornographic culture of the Incas, some their idolatry, while others, however, represent a stunning achievement, such as a successful brain surgery.

However, most attention was drawn by the views of different kinds of dinosaurs, whose physical characteristics accurately displayed.

On a trip through time to be suspicion and hieroglyphics on Egyptian temple wall at Abydos. Strange hieroglyphics, which irresistibly reminiscent of a helicopter, submarine, missile and spacecraft, some of them are real proof of the existence of time travelers, while others see in them confirmation of the existence of Atlantis or some other highly developed civilization 10,000 thousand years before Christ.

Theories of time travelers, and the existence of Atlantis in this case a perfect match if we are to believe the founder of Damanhur community, Airaudi Oberto, who argues that the Atlanteans knew the techniques of travel through time and space.

The founder and initiator of Damanhur is a man with a lot of incredible knowledge. Among other things, he remembers all its previous incarnations, and his old knowledge, and thus managed to create the 'machine' for time travel. On his first trip he went to Atlantis, where he received concrete information about perfected a time machine, which is now used by the members of this unusual community founded in 1975. The slopes of the Alps in the valley  Valchiusella, near Turin.

 



Damanhus claim to have developed the secret of time travel, specifically to have made the cabin where they send people to the past. They were already over 1000 such trips with more than 100 people and can talk about it and point out the many curiosities.


Tomorrow next part: Is it possible?
Tell me your view of this events. And do you belive in time traveling?
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Good old times: The Road Runner

A coyote and Greater Roadrunner were created by animation director Chuck Jones in 1948 for Warner Bros. The desert scenery in the first two Road Runner cartoons, Fast and Furry-ous (1949) and Beep, Beep (mid 1952), was designed by Robert Gribbroek and was quite realistic. In most later cartoons the scenery was designed by Maurice Noble and was far more abstract..

Wile E. Coyote often obtains complex and ludicrous devices from a mail-order company, the fictitious Acme Corporation, which he hopes will help him catch the Road Runner. The devices invariably fail in improbable and spectacular ways. Whether this is result of operator error or faulty merchandise is debatable. The coyote usually ends up burnt to a crisp, squashed flat, or at the bottom of a canyon  (some shorts show him suffering a combination of these fates). Occasionally Acme products do work quite well (e.g. the Dehydrated Boulders, Bat-Man Outfit, Rocket Sled, Jet Powered Roller Skates, or Earthquake Pills). In this case their success often works against the coyote - for example, the Dehydrated Boulder, upon hydration, becomes so large that it crushes him, or the Coyote finding out that the Earthquake Pills bottle label's fine print states that the pills aren’t effective on road runners, right after he swallows the whole bottle, thinking them duds. Other times he uses items that are implausible, such as a superhero outfit, thinking he could fly wearing it (he cannot).

LAWS of Cartoon!

1. Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "beep, beep."
2. No outside force can harm the Coyote—only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exception from time to time.
3. The Coyote could stop anytime—IF he were not a fanatic. (Repeat: "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." —George Santayana).
4. No dialogue ever, except "beep, beep" and yowling in pain.
5. Road Runner must stay on the road—for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner.
6. All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters—the southwest American desert.
7. All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.
8. Whenever possible, make gravity the Coyote's greatest enemy.
9. The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.
10. The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.
11. The Coyote is not allowed to catch the road runner.

First aired episode of Road Runner.


and one random episode:

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